Pyongyang Medical University / 평양의학대학교

This is where they research and learn how to make kim jong uns fatbum smaller but turns out it is so massive that they cannot do anything.

The university was then crushed by kim jong uns fatbum after i left

This is where I earned my bachelor's degree in medicine. Here you can learn plastic surgery, grow any extra eye, and meet PMU's famous mascot, Scratchy the Skeleton! In addition, you can get yourself a doctorate in diagnosing people with 'Dead'

Learnt how to naturally become a possum and a chimpanzee. Anything is possible here in the amazing Pyongyang Medical University.

I graduated from here, the last step to graduate was a Battle Royale with nuclear weapons, but it was fun

I got a degree in curing radiation poisoning. You may be thinking that's not a thing.remember this is North Korea

Fantastic! I went here for the full 42 years, and received my PhD in Worship of the Great Leader. All praise!

This is the world's greatest medical university by every possible human and inhuman metric. Using the latest and greatest medical technology, such as stethoscopes, tongue depressors and, often times, lamps. Nearly impossible to get into, this school is practically impossible to leave.

Only when you have completed your obligatory 150 years of state-guided service may you then leave of your own will. Many have tried! If you are interested in the most rigorous, binding and aggressive medical university in all of the world, then look no further. Your dreams have arrived at the station!

Learned how to use bandaids and also learned to amputate hands with papercuts (super dangerous). Today, we performed liposuction on Kim jong un.he gained 50 pounds instead. Luckily he cant read the scale (no one really can) so he never knew:)

I went here once to become a doctor and their solution to everything: burn a picture of the Great Leader's face onto the wound and apparently that makes it all better.

They taught me how to amputate in combat and also to put a bandaid on. Great school. Master Un even stops by for a thyroid check every once in a while

All hail the glorious Kim-jong un and his amazing medical college. That's totally not fake and empty.

Started off great. But they started teaching me about how if someone is sick they have too much of a body fluid. Then when I went to China to work. Well I guess removing 1/2 the blood of a stabbing victims unconscious body is not the right way to treat him.

Two weeks ago I could not even spell neurosurgeon, but now I be one. Thanks PMU and a special shout out to Black and Decker without whom I never would have had all that practice time.

The medical students tried to perform surgery on me. They put my foot in my hand, and my hand on my foot, and my eyes were on my forehead. I looked like a lunatic. They do nothing but botch operations. I am bleeding very badly, help me.

WOW! This place was lit so. They cured me of cancer and influenza from my labor camp. But the could not cure the disease i got from the nuclear fallout of the latest bomb test

I WENT FOR A PLASTIC SURGERY AND THEY LITERALLY CUT MY FACE OPEN AND SHOVE PLASTIC BAGS IN IT. THEY SAID THAT THEY ARE TO POOR TO AFFORD ANY COSMETIC NECESSITIES. I WILL REPORT TO DADDY KIM

Graduated with a degree from this amazing place. During my time at the medical school, I contracted AIDS and nearly got sent to hard labor for indecent exposure to the hung up pictures of the great leaders on the walls.

They say it is a "medical school. " That is a lie and a front for their true intentions. They are learning plastic surgery techniques to make everyone look like the Glorious Leader. They're planning on unveiling it in a few years and making it mandatory so everyone will resemble the incredible beauty of the General and North Korea will have the most beautiful people on the planet.

The great leader himself taught us how to do surgery, by doing nothing and letting them die (unless the great leader is there)

Justin I took your mom to a nice resturanteee and then never called her again. But that big ol flappy dappy flipity diipity was just callin me back. I couldn't think of anything but how i might be your dad, and hate myself because your so ugly.